What did you say?
Many moons ago I was walking up the stairs in a pub and a man held a door open for me, I smiled and said ‘Thank you!’
Really agressively he said ‘What did you say!?!?!’
I paused, reflected and ran the mini conversation over in my head and came to the conclusion I had definitely been nice and hadn’t said ‘F..k you very much’ accidentally or anything like that so……I said, ‘Um…thank….you!’
He laughed and said ‘It’s ok dear, I just haven’t heard those words in years!’